Al-Zawahri Says U.S. 'Broken' in Iraq

CAIRO, Egypt - The U.S. military has only seen "loss, disaster and misfortune" in Iraq, al-Qaida's No. 2 said, in a video message that a U.S. official deemed part of a propaganda campaign to demonstrate the terror network's relevancy.

I got a really cool idea. Why doesn't the American press give these idiots some more publicity? They say this bullshit just to get in the newspapers and on TV. The media in its feeding frenzy will put any old bullshitter on the air under the guise of it being news. Al-Zhitintheface is once again blowing shit from both nostrils, and the media is "eating" it up. Pure absurdity....plain and simple.

Chevron Latest Oil Co. With Colossal Earnings

Now here's a shocking piece of information. Nothing like smiting us with the obvious..4 billion for the 1st quarter.. not a bad piece of change is it?

Iran Expected to Miss UN Deadline

Wonderful and earth shaking news!! Love them headlines.

Sure they will

TEHRAN, April 26 — Iran's supreme religious leader vowed Wednesday that Iran would retaliate "twofold" if it were attacked by the United States over its refusal to comply with demands regarding its nuclear activities. He made his comments as other senior Iranians traveled to Vienna just days ahead of the deadline for international monitors to report on Iran's nuclear program.

Sure they will. What will they do? Throw oil cans at us. Just a batch of snot blowing from the ass holes. I actually think I insult that part of the anatomy when I call them that. What's the next worse thing? If an attack is done the way it should be there won't be enough muslims left in Iran to attack anyone or anything. This won't happen though because we have to be politically correct and tell them we're coming, just like we did for Hussein. Don't say a word, just send a battalian of fighter jets, missles and drones with stingers in there and make a lot of giant holes in the friggin ground. No more problem with nuclear weapons.. They ain't got um and probably never will.. JMHO..

Sure They Can

WASHINGTON (AP) - The simplest grammar, long thought to be one of the skills that separate man from beast, can be taught to a common songbird, new research suggests.

I'm glad it can be taught to a common songbird, because I've read many articles recently that could use some of that there grammar improvement. Students today have very few grammar skills and in many school districts it isn't even in the curriculum...Many say it's for the birds. (c:}